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Valeonos
This is why Radiohead is the most intelligent band in the history of the human race and potentially the universe. No other band has ever played around with time signatures. It is very clever. It is evidence that Radiohead requires a high IQ to be understood. I was talking to a friend earlier today (he likes mumble rap. I know right 🤢) and I was trying to explain the time signature on Pyramid Song and you know what he said? He said “I don’t get it. It just sounds like a normal sad piano song but it’s sung by a weird vocalist with a closed eye. It’s not clever it’s just confusing”. Well of course you’re confused, Tom, you like Lil Xan and Migos so of course you don’t get it. Also you’re failing psychology. If you weren’t failing psychology, like me, maybe you’d understand just how clever Radiohead is. It’s a band for intellectuals who understand how to count time signatures. If you can’t count time signatures then you probably can’t count in general and you must be stupid.
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themeparkvex
What the fucking shit I'm so fucking pissed rn Last Friday at work, this tumblr user looking girl came up to me and asked if I liked Radiohead, and I answered: " yeah.......why?" And she said "You just look like the type of person who would listen to them." Like, I've been called some nasty shit, but the type of person who listens to Radiohead? That genuinely hurt. AND THEN SHE HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO SAY "trying to be nice" AS IF THAT WASN'T THE EQIVILENT OF BEING CASTRATED AND FORCED TO LISTEN TO THE BEN*DS ON LOOP FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE What am I supposed to do? I think my life is actually over, should I even bother leaving my house ever again? Or should I just live off welfare, and wank to Gorillaz rule 34 alone, until I die?
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Valeonos
Ok, I can't take it anymore. Radiohead sucks. Not only does Radiohead suck, but Radiohead ruined my entire family. Thom Yorke fucked my mom, fucked my high school crush, fucked my sister and fucked my school principal. I know he's reading everything I type, he's probably installed a keylogger on my computer, that's what he does when people criticize him, he comes to their houses and he... Believe it or not, I was one of the lucky ones. I can't keep this secret anymore. So what if he kills me? He has already gotten me disowned, expelled from school and forever virginized. I live under a fucking bridge in a cardboard box with a bunch of other Pitchfork outcasts, they gave up everything for honesty and the word didn't even come out. The most fucked up part is that he still comes to visit me here. He pokes me with a stick like I'm some kind of animal and encourages me to give OK computer one more listen.
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